$DOGGY
CASOON

Raised for the night shift

Doggy Cat

Doggy Cat, an orange tabby cartoon cat sitting upright with paws raised like an attentive guard dog, wearing a striped collar with a fish tag

A guard dog with one small pronunciation problem.

House Rules

Six household facts, each confirmed near the treat cupboard.

  • Ticker$DOGGY
  • SpeciesCat, contractually dog
  • AssignmentFront-door security
  • Alarm soundMeow
  • HumansProud and confused
  • ShiftWhenever snacks move

Patrol Route

Every evening, Doggy Cat checks the sofa, circles the hallway, and reports at the front door. The report is always meow. The humans call this excellent deterrence because visitors pause to reconsider the entire household. Once the perimeter is secure, the officer inspects the bowl and clocks out on a warm blanket.

  1. Sofa sweepCushions cleared
  2. Hallway passTail fully raised
  3. Door reportOne firm meow
  4. Bowl inspectionEvidence removed
  5. Blanket watchPerimeter warm

Guard Training

The training was serious. The student was orange, attentive, and unwilling to revise the vocabulary. Results remain excellent by household standards.

  • Alert ears

    Receives footsteps, wrappers, and suspicious cupboard activity.

  • Dog posture

    Front paws ready for an assignment nobody explained.

  • Cat output

    Every warning exits as a calm, professional meow.

Doggy Cat standing at attention
Household security trainee Bark output: meow

Sleep safely. Doggy Cat heard something.